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derselala:

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union

We’re good at this.

the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us

(via redmcpepper)

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ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

(Source: pika-spoop, via s-u-p--i-m-a-w-k-w-a-r-d)

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libbj:

why do i think about how i will never touch my brain or heart

(via trashcanghost)

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I guess when you’re young you just believe there’ll be many people you’ll connect with. Later in life you realise it only happens a few times.

Celine (via italianpoppies)

I wish I could get you to understand this.

(via larrythinksstuff)

(Source: gonewiththe-fucking-wind, via city-is-my-chvrch)

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